Ted Husted wins...
Q: How many ASF committers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder while chanting "+1".
Kathy Sierra takes the honorable mention:
According to Sierra, "As a music style, Emo represents emotionally-charged punk rock--Emo is short for 'emotional'. What David and I have done is apply the underlying sensibilities of Emo music to the typically un-emotional world of computer programming.